its not every day that you get irradiated. well, today was my day. i went to the dentist today and they took standard x-rays of my teeth. afterward i decided to see if i had been effected by the invisibly super ray. as it turns out i did take a little something with me. on my way home i was able to drive faster, sing in my car louder, and turn green when i got angry.
well, actually, i wasnt able to sing any louder.
well my car is at least. back from the body shop after my whole hit and run incident. im picking it up today after work.
it seems like everyone i tell that i was in a hit and run asks me, ‘you hit someone and ran away?’ i wonder if the same thing would happen if someone tried to call me and i said i was in a movie. if they asked, ‘you were in a movie? youre a movie star?’, i think i would have to say to them, ‘yeah, i was in a movie. its called ‘youre a moron”.
then im sure they would ask if its still in the theater or if it was out for rent already.
so i read in the news today that a goat has gotten mad cow disease. is anything safe from this cross contamination and inter species diagnosis?
next thing you know they are going to start turning kids into glue when they break their leg during a playground race.
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