well my car is at least. back from the body shop after my whole hit and run incident. im picking it up today after work.

it seems like everyone i tell that i was in a hit and run asks me, ‘you hit someone and ran away?’ i wonder if the same thing would happen if someone tried to call me and i said i was in a movie. if they asked, ‘you were in a movie? youre a movie star?’, i think i would have to say to them, ‘yeah, i was in a movie. its called ‘youre a moron”.

then im sure they would ask if its still in the theater or if it was out for rent already.

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