sometimes i feel like im dreaming. especially when im asleep.
Monthly Archive for February, 2005
i ordered some funny online the other day. they accidentally sent me melancholy instead. i called them up and said their mistake wasnt funny. they laughed at me and said i must be sad. of course, i said. in fact, im melancholy. they laughed again. thats when i knew they had turned my giggle box upside down.
i thought i had all my vices in check. i know im a sucker for my usual money pit but i have found a new weakness in the most unusual place since i have moved out. this is all so new to me. i have replaced RAM with Pam & flying toaster screen savers for actual toasters. why just the other day i found myself comparing prices of 3 different mellon ballers!!
