Monthly Archive for April, 2005

snort

Published on April 27, 2005 in random. 0 Comments

someone in the office got flowers the other day. ‘here we go again’, i thought. it wasnt long before everyone was being invited to smell the bouquet. i politely declined my invitation to stick my oder eater into someone elses dicots. from the looks on the office staffs faces, i realized its not polite to refuse smelling someones flowers. i finally digressed and stuck my nose in for a whiff.

nothing. absolutely nothing!

people thought i was joking around so i decided to prove my point by taking a really really big whiff. i exhaled until i was empty, stuck my nose into the tigerlily’s carpels and took me one mean inhalation. i didnt smell anything… but i get a little dizzy. i think i have a stamen logged in my basal ganglia now.

MadagNascar

Published on April 25, 2005 in movies & tv. 0 Comments Tags: .

the new movie from Dreamworks marks the first joint venture between the Hollywood powerhouse and the Natinoal Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. the movie takes us to an enchanted island where the locals distill racing fuel from the indigenous corn and whale blubber. of course, since its Dreamworks, there are plenty of talking animals. i understand that the movie has gone back to the edit room due to test audiences mistaking Jeff Gordon for the talking ring tailed Lemur.

i remember when

Published on April 24, 2005 in random. 0 Comments

i have no recollection of being able to recollect recalling when i first remembered reminding myself to just forget it.