someone in the office got flowers the other day. ‘here we go again’, i thought. it wasnt long before everyone was being invited to smell the bouquet. i politely declined my invitation to stick my oder eater into someone elses dicots. from the looks on the office staffs faces, i realized its not polite to refuse smelling someones flowers. i finally digressed and stuck my nose in for a whiff.

nothing. absolutely nothing!

people thought i was joking around so i decided to prove my point by taking a really really big whiff. i exhaled until i was empty, stuck my nose into the tigerlily’s carpels and took me one mean inhalation. i didnt smell anything… but i get a little dizzy. i think i have a stamen logged in my basal ganglia now.

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