if my book ever gets published i think i will call it:
judge me by my cover
of course, the front cover would be blank.
i know what youre saying: “that doesnt make any sence”
stop judging me!
Monthly Archive for January, 2006
for those of you not lucky enough to be blessed with in-n-out burger (with a mean grilled cheese for you veggie types) you dont know the fun of asking for your first ‘animal style’ or ‘wish burger’. for those of you in the know, you know that there is no limit (other than your wallet size) to how big you can get your burger. i have bested a 6×12 back in my highschool days. thats 6 patties & 12 cheese.
well, to be totally outdone: here we have photographic proof of a 100×100. eating that thing would be like super size me but all at one sitting instead of over a month.
i bow to your bountiful bovine buffet!
they say that some canned goods are nonperishable. the other day i decided to put that claim to a test. i took out a can of cream corn, taped a steak knife to its side (i wanted this to be a fair fight), and armed myself with a knife as well.
oddly enough a tumbleweed blew across my kitchen floor as i taunted said can. i went in for a quick stab when corn wasnt looking. he got me good. right in the metacarpal! (it still smarts!).
i went in for a bodyblow to divert corn. it worked! just as i got corn to look down i switched hands and tapped corn in the head. he started creaming out of his head hole.
nonperish this!
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