i was at the market last night. i had almost forgotten that i had enrolled for uniteds grocery miles program. i was waiting for all my items to be bagged up (triple bagged in plastic by my request) when the checker notified me that i had just earned my grocery miles for accumulating $250 in purchases. she let me know that i had just received 125 miles. i then let her know that i was going to go home, put my groceries away and book a standby flight to burbank (i live in irvine).
do you know how many danish i will have to eat to actually get enough miles to go to denmark?
it seems like everyones abuzz with the news of angelina jolie and brad pitts baby just hitting the media circuit. reports are in of this, rumors of that. you have to love the paparazzi.
one of the more interesting stores was one i had read describing the newborns features. the child is said to have angelinas hair, brad pits nose. when asked whose lips the infant had, angelina stated proudly, “she has my lips”. when doctors, nurses and spectators began to look confused at this statement she then said, “well, she will have my lips. were in namibia. do you know how hard it is to find collagen around here?”
i would go to more stand up comedy clubs…. its just that i like sitting soo much.
