the power went out tonight/this morning (depending on your bedtime).
it will displease many when i say that the whiffer is back online.
so i wont say it.
but it is.
Monthly Archive for June, 2006
ive occasionally described myself as ‘cold, crisp & delicious‘. i never really knew where i got it, but i thought it was a pretty cool moniker.
so yesterday im making a few burgers on the grill and it hits me: cold, crisp & delicious, right there on the claussen pickle jar. turns out i got my nickname from a jar of pickles! ive since had to change it.
now im ‘cool as a cucumber’…. i thought id stick with the pickle theme for a while longer.
theres this new game thats all the rage. its called full impact chess. yeah, its just like normal chess except when you lose a piece you were going to use or otherwise didnt want to lose, you punch your opponent. the best part is, most people dont know theyre playing full impact chess until that first hit.
its like fight club, except with more bishops.
