well the good news is ive lost 5 pounds since last thursday (less than a week). the bad news is my temp is up to 99.6°F.
if i keep things up ill be 145 lbs in no time… and if my calculations are correct, ill be running at a cool 123°F.
what can i say, im hot!
im sick. im staring at beautiful women and i want some pills badly. it seems like im in good company; all the beautiful people want pills too. some pills are blue, round or pointy just like the women picking them up. when it comes to be my turn, all the women are gone but at least ive got my pills.
translation: it seems like the pavilions pharmacy in newport coast is were all the beautiful people get their meds. or at least, thats how it apeared to me while on my own meds.
i guess if i had to choose between being famous or just being an amateur, i would have to choose ‘amateur’.
i mean, you get 45 more minutes with amateur hour that with your 15 minutes of fame.
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