a good way to get someones attention is to have something profound to say. throwing stuff also works.
i normally decide which route to take based on whats in the room… and whether its bolted down.
Monthly Archive for September, 2006
in one way or another, you always come to find out that not all pot is created equal. you get what you pay for… and we all know we prefer the good stuff.
Hugo Chávez recently held the floor at the UN. he gave quite a speech. many nations were held captive by his words. before getting into the meat of his oration he had to apologize for the smell of sulfur emanating from the pulpit. he said he had had a bad batch of eggs for breakfast and the wind he was passing was devastating to the point of curling ones nostril hairs. he said the smell of sulfur still lingered in the air.
his main point was to report on the wonderful book he had been reading. he said it had been given to him by his nephew, georgie.
many congregates of the UN were surprised at Hugos claims that he had been reading PDL. when questioned about the sincerity of his literature choice, he rebuffed with a stern finger that this was in fact the book he had been reading.
when asked repeatedly if he had read through the book versus just taking notes from an office aid, he put his hand in the air and pleaded that he had read the book from cover to cover.
when asked what he had gleaned most from PDL, Chávez said he most enjoyed the part of supply and demand. the confused reported must have also read the book because he didnt recall any such material in the book. the reporter asked mr. Chávez to clarify his favorite part. mr. Chávez went on to say his favorite part was:
in regard to supply and demand: how do you lower supply? you demand that supply is lowered!
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