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im not speeding, the car is

i got pulled over today for speeding. i was quickly dismissed when i told the officer that i wasnt speeding, the toyota was.

in fact, i was in the back seat letting the car do all the driving. those things have a mind of their own i tell ya.

i can see the light

the prius has many benefits.  i find it odd that toyota doesnt market one of the most beneficial features:  if you forget to turn the lights off, the battery doesnt die.  yeah, in fact i tried it out: 415 days and the lights are still on.

it just keeps going and going.

end of lease options

ive been wondering if they make a side car for the segway.  ive gotta have room to store my patchouli.





takin' it to 11

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