whiffer » cars

new car

Fri, 05 Nov 2010 10:50:00 +0000

ever notice how new cars are always out before the end of the year? i just saw a 2012 model car for sale on a dealers lot. thats almost 14 months early. it kind of inspires me.

in unrelated news, i turned 33 a few weeks ago and next week im celebrating my 65. hello souplantation discount!

living life a quarter mile at a time

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 19:52:20 +0000

looks like this ex cop will be playing for pinks in the penal system from now on.

im not speeding, the car is

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:03:18 +0000

i got pulled over today for speeding. i was quickly dismissed when i told the officer that i wasnt speeding, the toyota was.

in fact, i was in the back seat letting the car do all the driving. those things have a mind of their own i tell ya.

i can see the light

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:19:54 +0000

the prius has many benefits. i find it odd that toyota doesnt market one of the most beneficial features: if you forget to turn the lights off, the battery doesnt die. yeah, in fact i tried it out: 415 days and the lights are still on.

it just keeps going and going.

end of lease options

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 23:58:50 +0000

ive been wondering if they make a side car for the segway. ive gotta have room to store my patchouli.

end of term

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:11:33 +0000

my lease is coming up in december. i considering something smaller this time around. maybe something in the compact or roadster family. i hesitate because i tell myself i might not be done growing yet.

indian rain dance

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 15:30:47 +0000

i wouldnt say im Ombrophobic. well, maybe just a wee bit right after ive washed my car.

defeet

Sat, 23 May 2009 02:08:48 +0000

i’ve been thinking about saving the environment and helping the economy. then it occurred to me, why couldnt i do both at the same time? so i did what anyone would do: i got me a rickshaw and i got me an amish. now i can cruise around town with almost no emissions (depending on what the amish and i had for lunch) and i can save money because he only accepts payment in the form of copies of p ilgrims progress which i just pick up from different libraries while he tries to find a parking spot.

you know what they say: give a man a fish or teach him to rickshaw.

prius accident

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 05:36:56 +0000

i saw two prius’ get in an accident on the freeway today. it was a sight to behold. certainly it was not the first accident ive ever seen. im just saying normally theres a fire… not lightning.

hurry up and drive

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 04:20:39 +0000

why is it that every time it rains, people forget how to drive? i quite like it actually. all those stationary cars on the road make for good slalom on the free way for my all wheel drive