whiffer » funnyhaha http://whiffer.net better than yesterday, not as good at tomorrow Fri, 24 Feb 2012 06:50:16 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= http://whiffer.net http://whiffer.net/favicon.ico whiffer lil risqué http://whiffer.net/2012/01/08/lil-risque/ http://whiffer.net/2012/01/08/lil-risque/#comments Sun, 08 Jan 2012 18:42:59 +0000 e http://whiffer.net/?p=3084 I’m thinking about opening up a new store. I’ve got the name all set, just not sure how to market it.

i’m thinking either to cater to folks who want to take a small step in spicing up their lives or, perhaps instead, marketing to little people that want to go all the way.

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]]> http://whiffer.net/2012/01/08/lil-risque/feed/ 0 fixed it http://whiffer.net/2011/06/20/fixed-it/ http://whiffer.net/2011/06/20/fixed-it/#comments Tue, 21 Jun 2011 07:07:27 +0000 e http://whiffer.net/?p=3036 i kinda didnt fix some server stuff for about a month.  the whiffer looked a bit messed up, thanks for noticing.

we’re back to normal.  please resume not paying any attention.

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]]> http://whiffer.net/2011/06/20/fixed-it/feed/ 2 punched in the feelings http://whiffer.net/2011/03/22/punched-in-the-feelings/ http://whiffer.net/2011/03/22/punched-in-the-feelings/#comments Wed, 23 Mar 2011 07:14:04 +0000 e http://whiffer.net/?p=3025 sometimes the truth hurts.

sometimes it hurts really bad.

sometimes it feels like youve been punched in the feelings.

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]]> http://whiffer.net/2011/03/22/punched-in-the-feelings/feed/ 1 smells like http://whiffer.net/2011/03/16/smells-like/ http://whiffer.net/2011/03/16/smells-like/#comments Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:18:30 +0000 e http://whiffer.net/2011/03/16/smells-like/ heard sitting outside Starbucks:
“wow, it smells like coffee in here”

I’m just glad I wasn’t sitting outside a restroom when captain obvious walked by.

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]]> http://whiffer.net/2011/03/16/smells-like/feed/ 1 its happening http://whiffer.net/2011/01/04/its-happening/ http://whiffer.net/2011/01/04/its-happening/#comments Wed, 05 Jan 2011 06:58:17 +0000 e http://whiffer.net/?p=3005 recently, thousands of birds fell out of the sky dead.  scientists have reported that m. nights happening may be happening.  that is, the birds died of boredom.

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]]> http://whiffer.net/2011/01/04/its-happening/feed/ 0 silent pee http://whiffer.net/2010/12/18/silent-pee/ http://whiffer.net/2010/12/18/silent-pee/#comments Sat, 18 Dec 2010 22:38:00 +0000 e http://whiffer.net/?p=2994 did you know that pterodactyls were known to make no noise when they relieved themselves?  scientist posit that this helped the ‘winged finger’ sneak up on its prey with out alerting them.  this move has been classified as The Silent Pee.

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]]> http://whiffer.net/2010/12/18/silent-pee/feed/ 0 taco thursday http://whiffer.net/2010/12/16/taco-thursday/ http://whiffer.net/2010/12/16/taco-thursday/#comments Thu, 16 Dec 2010 21:35:11 +0000 e http://whiffer.net/?p=2986 do you know how much dollar tacos from taco tuesday cost on a thursday?  full price.

next time make sure youve got your days straight.  in the mean time, enjoy the carnitas.

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]]> http://whiffer.net/2010/12/16/taco-thursday/feed/ 0 stream of consciousness http://whiffer.net/2010/12/12/stream-of-consciousness/ http://whiffer.net/2010/12/12/stream-of-consciousness/#comments Sun, 12 Dec 2010 21:18:24 +0000 e http://whiffer.net/?p=2967 being able to tap into your stream of consciousness is the key to a creative life.  just don’t do it in your sleep.

this is a leading cause of bedwetting.

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]]> http://whiffer.net/2010/12/12/stream-of-consciousness/feed/ 0 plural http://whiffer.net/2010/11/10/plural/ http://whiffer.net/2010/11/10/plural/#comments Wed, 10 Nov 2010 08:56:20 +0000 e http://whiffer.net/?p=2856 its recently come to my attention that i may have more than one reader.  this is both good news and bad.  first, the good news:  welcome new reader.  now for the bad:  do i really need to pluralize everything now?  we all know the whiffer doesnt use punctuation.  this is going to get messy.

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]]> http://whiffer.net/2010/11/10/plural/feed/ 0 fruity http://whiffer.net/2010/11/06/fruity-2/ http://whiffer.net/2010/11/06/fruity-2/#comments Sat, 06 Nov 2010 16:47:11 +0000 e http://whiffer.net/?p=2820 i find that plastic grapes are even better than the real thing.

  • they last longer
  • chewier
  • take less water when planted
  • you can reuse them

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