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	<description>better than yesterday, not as good at tomorrow</description>
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		<title>standing backwards</title>
		<link>http://whiffer.net/2010/02/18/standing-backwards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[today is a great day to look back at tomorrow and look forward to yesterday
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>today is a great day to look back at tomorrow and look forward to yesterday</p>
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		<title>RIP &#8211; BK Joe</title>
		<link>http://whiffer.net/2010/02/16/rip-bk-joe/</link>
		<comments>http://whiffer.net/2010/02/16/rip-bk-joe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 22:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funnyhaha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bk joe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[burger king]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[theyre killing bk joe.  say it aint so!
we will miss you!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>theyre killing <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hAdbRzLJs90ZLh2Sh2QyFKOPVMvwD9DTGME81">bk joe</a>.  say it aint so!</p>
<p>we will <a href="http://www.douweegbertscoffeesystems.com/dg/OutOfHome/OurProducts/Coffee/Cafitesse/">miss</a> you!</p>
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		<title>im not speeding, the car is</title>
		<link>http://whiffer.net/2010/02/04/im-not-speeding-the-car-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:03:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ticket]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toyota]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[i got pulled over today for speeding.  i was quickly dismissed when i told the officer that i wasnt speeding, the toyota was.  
in fact, i was in the back seat letting the car do all the driving.  those things have a mind of their own i tell ya.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i got pulled over today for speeding.  i was quickly dismissed when i told the officer that i wasnt speeding, the <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,584451,00.html?test=latestnews">toyota</a> was.  </p>
<p>in fact, i was in the back seat letting the car do all the driving.  those things have a mind of their own i tell ya.</p>
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		<title>hard wood</title>
		<link>http://whiffer.net/2010/01/29/hard-wood/</link>
		<comments>http://whiffer.net/2010/01/29/hard-wood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 23:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funnyhaha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[construction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hardwood floor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[knot]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[is there such a thing as a knot that not naughty?
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>is there such a thing as a knot that not naughty?</p>
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		<title>its cold and wet</title>
		<link>http://whiffer.net/2010/01/21/its-cold-and-wet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funnyhaha]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[and i love it!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and i love it!</p>
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		<title>juicin&#8217; the news</title>
		<link>http://whiffer.net/2010/01/11/juicin-the-news/</link>
		<comments>http://whiffer.net/2010/01/11/juicin-the-news/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 01:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funnyhaha]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mark McGwire revealed today that he used steroids.  
in other breaking news: scientists discovered water is wet.
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mark McGwire revealed today that he used steroids.  </p>
<p>in other breaking news: scientists discovered water is wet.</p>
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		<title>happy new year</title>
		<link>http://whiffer.net/2010/01/01/happy-new-year/</link>
		<comments>http://whiffer.net/2010/01/01/happy-new-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 06:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funnyhaha]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[2010s gunna be a good year
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>2010s gunna be a good year</p>
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		<title>finger sleeves</title>
		<link>http://whiffer.net/2009/12/23/finger-sleeves/</link>
		<comments>http://whiffer.net/2009/12/23/finger-sleeves/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funnyhaha]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[you can put them on your hands
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you can put them on your hands</p>
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		<title>silent busy</title>
		<link>http://whiffer.net/2009/11/12/silent-busy/</link>
		<comments>http://whiffer.net/2009/11/12/silent-busy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funnyhaha]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[not writing isnt a sign that nothing is going on.  rather its a sign that so much is going on there is no time to write about it.
there, i said it.
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>not writing isnt a sign that nothing is going on.  rather its a sign that so much is going on there is no time to write about it.</p>
<p>there, i said it.</p>
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		<title>i can see the light</title>
		<link>http://whiffer.net/2009/11/05/i-can-see-the-light/</link>
		<comments>http://whiffer.net/2009/11/05/i-can-see-the-light/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cars]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[the prius has many benefits.  i find it odd that toyota doesnt market one of the most beneficial features:  if you forget to turn the lights off, the battery doesnt die.  yeah, in fact i tried it out: 415 days and the lights are still on.
it just keeps going and going.
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the <a href="http://www.toyota.com/prius-hybrid/">prius</a> has many benefits.  i find it odd that toyota doesnt market one of the most beneficial features:  if you forget to turn the lights off, the battery doesnt die.  yeah, in fact i tried it out: 415 days and the lights are still on.</p>
<p>it just keeps going and going.</p>
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