whiffer

too good for your home

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:05:55 +0000

whiffers going to be looking for a new home. changing servers soon. again.

of course, whiffer gets better with every change… that why we keep doing it.

quick

Thu, 05 Aug 2010 21:12:08 +0000

just a quick shoutout to myself: “thanks me for being such a devoted follower of my site”

yeah, i have the best fan in the biz.

not social

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 19:19:18 +0000

im not on facebook, myspace, bebo, friendster, hi5, orkut, or any other social networking site. now the only fake friends i have a real fake friends.

have you had your spam today?

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 18:08:36 +0000

whiffer sure is getting it share

it takes alot

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:31:38 +0000

it takes alot of balls to play in the world cup. its good to know you can just buy a pair.

big news

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 03:43:30 +0000

some people would prefer it be called ‘average size’ news. you don’t want to argue with these people, the have a short temper.

ePapercut

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:37:23 +0000

ereaders, kindles, ipads are great and all but everyone seems to be overlooking the real issue here. back when i was a kid, you got a papercut you sucked on it and shook it off. i fear that an ipad cut will require at least 2 stitches. hows that for a page turner?

certain things

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:10:16 +0000

there are certain things ill never understand: like my constant repetition of the phrase, ‘there are certain things that I’ll never understand’

I just don’t get it, but I’ll understand someday. I just have to keep trying.

run thru

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:05:42 +0000

I just saw a car park inbetween two drive thru restaurants. dude runs out and runs into the first restaurant. dude then runs into second restaurant. dude then drives away.

if he were walking I would be confused but since he was running it makes perfect sense.

patent pending

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:01:12 +0000

I always see those stickers on products that say ‘patent pending’. shoulnt they have to replace that sticker once they get their patent? I’ve got toys from when I was a kid that are still patent pending.

that’s like 30 years of pending.