whiffer

talking in your sleep

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:53:55 +0000

i dont talk in my sleep, but i would be willing to talk in yours.

frank

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:08:20 +0000

to be frank, i would probably need to get some name change forms from the state.

lowercase p

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:15:16 +0000

you ever have one if those moments when a little p comes out? happens to me every time I say pterodactyl.

Who does Number Two work for?

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:45:40 +0000

google bumped me up to #2! i’m on my way kiddies; keep it up!

oh, and leave a comment once in a while too.

cover up

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 10:55:59 +0000

judging people is natural, especially if your a judge… or at least wearing a robe or one of those cool wigs.

zero fun sir

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 21:05:47 +0000

I know people who celebrate not celebrating anything. that’s all well and good, but it’s a real pain to shop for gift cards for them.

best laid plans

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 08:30:54 +0000

I find that the best laid plans are those that you dont acctually lay down; you don’t want to get them dirty if you want them to stay the best.

where the magic happens

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:20:49 +0000

I often refer to my bedroom as ‘the place where the magic happens’. I know alot of people say that just as a figure of speech or to boast. in my case I really mean it. in fact just the other day I woke up to find a 7 of clubs in my sock… and I’m pretty sure my pillows are made of pigeons. I’ve seen the feathers.

now if I could only find that bunny…

and the award goes to

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:55:33 +0000

you ever wonder who accepts all those darwin awards on the winners’ behalf?

amish movie

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 10:10:17 +0000

i rented an Amish movie the other night. i was all excited to watch it, but on my way home i dropped it in a puddle and all the pages got wet.