Tag Archive for '24 hour fitness'

fast

i was thinking about the speed of light today while running on a treadmill at the gym. i realized that if i added the two speeds together, the speed of light and the speed of me on the treadmill, that i was thinking faster than the speed of light. all of the sudden, i was walking into the gym again just like i had 20 minutes ago. moral of the story: kids, dont break the space time continuum whilst on gym equipment

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kant sleep

see what this whole thing has done! i cant sleep now. i tried, dont get me wrong. i got in bed and everything. too much energy i guess.

ive been going to the gym 4 times a week for…um, like 5 weeks now. its starting to work. pleanty of good side effects. losing weight and gaining muscle. one bad side effect. and if you know me youll know what im talking about. ive got sooo much energy now. and i though (you thought it too, im sure) that i had too much energy before.

i thought about poppping a tylenol pm but at this time of night that would probably keep me down through most of sunday. instead i think ill watch a netflix.

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