i got pulled over today for speeding. i was quickly dismissed when i told the officer that i wasnt speeding, the toyota was.
in fact, i was in the back seat letting the car do all the driving. those things have a mind of their own i tell ya.
i got pulled over today for speeding. i was quickly dismissed when i told the officer that i wasnt speeding, the toyota was.
in fact, i was in the back seat letting the car do all the driving. those things have a mind of their own i tell ya.
i was on my way to work and i punched it at a yellow. it was at that moment that i noticed one of those ‘photo enforced’ signs. at that point i did what anyone else would do, i smiled. i mean, i wanna look good for the photo.
pulled over on the side of the road i suddenly came up with the perfect explanation. i explained:
i wouldnt call it a hit and run, it was more like wreckless abandon.

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